Canada takes the lead in the “trans” movement

First came genetically modified foods. Let’s recall what had followed since then…

We have come a long way since Hello, Dolly.

Hello, Dolly was a popular musical in 1964.

Dolly was the first living, breathing clone of an adult mammal - a sheep.

In recent times, gender confusion has been a widely discussed topic that has become front page news as the “transgender” movement. It became especially popular after Professor Jordan Peterson refused to call university students by their preferred pronouns.

Not to be left out, President Donald Trump endorsed an experimental gene therapy treatment when he announced Operation Warp-speed. It was an American plan to inject hundreds of millions of citizens several times with a drug that was unapproved (Emergency Use Only) for that purpose. The nation-wide rollout was, in effect, part of a long term clinical trial using ill-informed Americans who naively trusted the “authorities” to enlist then as Guinea pigs test subjects. This plan was executed in lieu of the filthy rich drug companies from their obligation to complete a proper Stage 3 clinical trial over many years to establish if the experimental treatment was safe to take and effective to “stop the spread” of an invisible, genetically-modified virus. That SARS virus had escaped from a research lab in Wuhan, China that had received US funding for ‘gain-of-function’ research on bat viruses.

Based on Joe Biden’s word that the jab has been “safe and effective” (notwithstanding his obvious mental decline after receiving 5 jabs), funding for trans-human research has gone bonkers. I suspect that old Joe is hoping to be genetically modified soon so the he can sprout wings on command and fly around the White House like a malfunctioning drone.

But here’s the good news from the Good News Bears Club.

Fellow mad scientist Scott and I are official announcing today (yup, you heard it here first folks) the Trans-species movement (not to be confused with a bowel movement).

Introducing PorcuGene!!!

I have offered to be the first human to be transformed from being fully human (questionable claims Scott) to part porcupine and part human. Before and after photos are being prepared as you read these words (Scott is very skillful with Photoshop, let it be know).

The genesis of genius, and letting the genie out of the box.

The idea for PorcuGene began as a tiny mad idea and blossomed quickly into a brilliant vision that rivals the Build Back Better theme which drives the current globalist agenda.

Our confidence in Canada’s leadership in the Trans-Species movement has been inspired by the great success of the billions of jabs that people around the world accepted gladly, even enthusiastically! A friend of mine, whose wife is a retired physician, shed tears of joy upon receiving his first jab - no kidding! Nearly everyone was convinced that at revolutionary gene-therapy technology could trick their immune systems into reliably and safely protecting them from a viral pathogen that was also genetically modified to infect human beings.

Scott and I were even more encouraged by the $billion industry that is growing to enable children to change their bodies so that they can present themselves to others as a member of the opposite sex even if their own genes can’t confirm this to be true.

All of these medical treatments require many needles to be injected into the arm or buttocks (ouch!) of the victims patients. Now imagine, if you were to receive your entire lifetime of needles in one session, you would surely feel like a human pincushion and appear like a human porcupine, wouldn’t you?

The trans-species movement was inevitable!?

The above realizations led to the obvious conclusion that Canadians should capitalize on the “trans” trend. Scott and I plan to ‘take the bull by the horns”  (yes, that is Scott with the bull in the photo) and introduce the first trans-species subject to the world. This is how the concept of PorcuGene came into being (Where is the drum roll sound track when you need it!?).

Political support is guaranteed.

We fully expect that enthusiastic leadership will be readily available from Canada’s Prime Minister and Ontario’s Premier. Scott will reach out to their offices to schedule their transitions to PorcuJustin and PorcuDoug. Also, with Justin’s contacts in the WHO and WEF, we hope to meet PorcuTedros,  PorcuKlaus (Schwab), PorcuChrystia (Freeland) and PorcuAnthony (Fauci) soon.

The trans-species future for humanity is glorious 😻

The Trans-Species movement has enormous potential for humanity. It will enable us to adapt to future risks from Climate Change and Pandemics. These have been formally identified as the two most serious threats to humanity. You can hear it stated clearly and decisively by China’s Supreme Ruler Xi Jinping in his opening address at the Davos Agenda Week in January, 2021.

Imagine the possibilities! By transitioning to a human porcupine, I will never need a gun to defend myself against predators because I can fire dozens of quills at my attacker and my ammunition will eventually grow back. Think of the millions of other possibilities for the adaptation of the human species!

Who could have predicted that such a stroke of genius could have come from a “tiny mad idea”. Those of us who have read A Course In Miracles will certainly appreciate the significance, potential and power of “a tiny mad idea”.

Disclaimer: The above essay was written to inject some humour into controversial topics. Hopefully, no one will be offended by my approach to these topics and accept it for its intended purpose.