Porcu-Gene makes first public appearance!
Canada’s lead in trans-species technology takes a big leap forward.
That's one small step for a man, a giant leap for specieskind.
Those were the immortal words spoken just days before Christmas by Scott M. Obviously in a festive mood and delighted with his latest invention, Scott is the ‘thoroughly mad but deliriously happy’ scientist who has recently invented the first living trans-species creature, Porcu-Gene. Before and after pictures are provided.
Scott is the inventor of the “beam me up, Scotty” transportation technology that made its first appearance on StarTrek. Mister M (not to be mistaken for Mister Ed, the horse) has once again had a flash of brilliance from that single stem cell between his ears. He conceived of Porcu-Gene when Gene Balfour complained about Justin Trudeau’s plans to turn all Canadians into human pincushions by mandating quarterly jabs of Covid experimental injections.
Porcu-Gene thwarts TRUDEAU’s ambitions in two ways:
It’s different to inject a jab through a hide of porcupine needles.
Trudeau has no legislated authority to inject a trans-species creature.
Scott is currently negotiating with Shoppers Drug Mart
Arrangements for Canadians to begin receiving their trans-species treatments at their local drug store are being approved under the rollout plan: “Operation: Mad Rush”
Scott is waiving the usually 10 year clinical testing for this new tech. It is not required, and it adds unnecessary expense and delays. The precedent was established in late 2020 when several pharmaceutical companies received permission to test an experimental mRNA technology on the public. Completion of clinical trial testing under research conditions was waived by the federal authorities. In fact, the political leaders and public authorities urged rapid deployment under “Operation Warp Speed”. Billions of people have since unwittingly been test subjects under the liability protection of Emergency Use Authorization that was required by the pharmaceutical corporate injection providers.
Safe and effective
Scott argues that his trans-species technology is the first-to-market therapy to offer average citizens protection from needles that they don’t want but are mandated to get under the threat of punishment by autocratic federal authorities.
With fingers and toes crossed, and clutching his favourite rabbit’s foot, Mister M proclaims his novel trans-species therapy to be safe and effective. Porcu-Gene agrees and says:
So far, so good. I feel great! The only side affect is a craving for some new foods like bugs, leaves, stems, roots of plants and occasionally rodents and small reptiles. Also, I had to give up sleeping on my waterbed.
