Smart Phones cause the Climate Crisis

NEWSFLASH: an unexpected finding has revealed that smartphones are the #1 cause of climate crises around the world. Someone please tell Mark Carney to leave CO2 alone!

The Climate Crisis Supply Chain explained.

The following “rinse and repeat” process explains how the climate crisis is fuelled and kept alive. One requirement is a Climate of Fear. This is generated and sustained by constant propaganda. It has been the “secret sauce” which was added to Canada’s cultural stew to launch the global warming saga, season public consciousness to accept it, and spice it up to eye-watering levels.

The chain of causality.

All supply chains have a beginning, several steps in between, and a final destination. A single smartphone can start the process of fear distribution. And ocean of smartphone users can fuel further distribution of that fear.

Like in the Broken Telephone game, the original message is inevitably distorted beyond all recognition as it passes through the hands of an untold number of smartphone users.

Here’s how.

First 1️⃣, an environmental crisis event is needed. Take your pick: a flood, forest fire, dangerous insect migration, hurricane, tornado, widespread tree blight, species extinction, methane-belching herd of cows, ominous streaks in the sky (chemtrails), gatherings of ardent “global warming deniers” misbehaving.

Next 2️⃣, a smart phone must be in the hands of at least one person who is experiencing the “crisis”, or at least fears (a psychosis?) that she may be facing impending doom from a suspected crisis. The act of recording and sharing her fears on her smartphone starts the Broken Telephone game. This initiates the first stage of the supply chain which contains her existential fears within immediate social circles.

Photo by GROK.

Next 3️⃣, the contagion of gossip is a fast driver. Once shared in today’s social media matrix, legacy media will often pick up on public fears, especially those expressed by our most vulnerable. Known for their penchant to exaggerate, journalists magnify the significance of the crisis sensationalizing it to attract more eyes, ears and gullible minds. Greatly expanded distribution is the inevitable result.

The person who initially experienced and shared her experience of the crisis event will enjoy a moment of fame.

This is her reward for sharing her feelings and broadcasting her virtue as a “protector of humanity.”

Next 4️⃣, fame and attention can be very alluring. This phenomenon may attract some people to join the growing ranks of citizen journalism. Specializing in the capture and reporting of sensational environmental threats and crises is a popular and potentially profitable niche with no startup costs.

In today’s digital age, the simple act of sharing juicy stories with friends can launch a thousand ships and serve the insatiable appetite of climate alarmists who crave reports of environmental crises.

Motives vary.

The payoff for a new climate crisis broadcaster may simply be to establish a new community of friends with shared interests. Ambitious participants may go further and leverage this shared interest into a new media career with good earnings potential.

In either case, an ego boost inevitably arises from sharing stories, stoking fears and broadcasting one’s virtue and loyalty to the large tribal communities of climate change activists.

Finally,5️⃣ to gain the attention and support of top politicians is the proverbial mountain top to be scaled. Just ask Greta Thunberg. Also take note of the success of Mark “Climate change” Carney who has long been one of the world’s most powerful Net Zero champions.

Ambitious politicians rarely let a good crisis go to waste.

Quipped by Winston Churchill, he referred to the political practice of making promises which usually come with strings attached. In our context, politicians may expect a climate crisis tribe to commit money, time and efforts to get them elected.

Qualifications are incidental for tribal acceptance.

No knowledge of science is required, not by the politicians nor by the members of typical climate crisis tribes.

Doubts about the crisis legitimacy are easily swept aside by claims that “the science is settled” or “scientific consensus confirms …“ This easily satisfies the uncertainties of most tribal members who possess no training or interest in Science.

Climate alarmists prefer not be bothered by pesky scientific details.

They are usually well-armed with name calling and demeaning invectives directed at anyone who dares to present scientific facts which undermine their crisis doctrines.

Think of these very weapons as social tariffs and mental boarder regulations which serve to stop any unacceptable thoughts from entering the minds of climate crisis evangelists. They are the supply chain disrupters in the same way that Trump wants to stop unwanted elements from entering America.

Rinse and repeat

This Climate Crises Supply Chain described above operates as the virtuous cycle energized by fear and the need to appear virtuous in public. It has grown like Jack’s Beanstalk.

When the Climate Change Crisis movement and related institutional organizations became well established (and heavily funded by every level of government🫩), all tribal stakeholders joined forces to stop any challenges to their turf.

Mass amnesia fell upon the masses.

Everyone conveniently forgot that Earth’s climate is impossibly complex.

This did not stop pathetic efforts to control Earth’s climate and to prevent the many environmental crisis events listed above.

Failure on steroids.

After three decades of government-funded scientists around the world studying climate science for the sole purpose of finding solutions to “the greatest threat to humanity”, the problem is allegedly worse now than when they started😳⁉️

No significant progress in taming the climate change beast can be claimed after decades of effort and nearly a $trillion in research investments.

Smartphones have been the problem all along.

The real crisis has been the public’s failing to see that CO2 is NOT THE PROBLEM‼️.

The willful blindness of Canadians has been the stuff of legends‼️ It is inexcusable that a nation which prides itself as “educated” can fail to recognize the extent that the “political class” and “power elites” have exploited their fears and made them pay for it🤬‼️.

Think of all of the lost opportunities squandered by those wasted investments.

How many real problems could have been neutralized instead?

Can we convince Prime Minister Mark Carney❓

Will he change his Net Zero policy course or is he much too invested in his ‘Crimate Crisis’ Carney reputation to ever admit he was wrong 😳⁉️